Saturday, 20 October 2012

An unpleasant e-mail exchange with a person calling himself Bert Doncaster.

From: Bert Doncaster
To: SOS Party
Sent: Thursday, 18 October 2012, 7:56
Subject: Queens Hotel

Hello Mr Taylor

I saw you speak last night and was inspired. Inspired to contact you to say thank you for giving my friend and I our best laugh for ages. Though you have no chance of winning, and would frankly be a more inappropriate PCC than Jimmy Saville, I beg you to keep going as I love to watch a narcissistic personality disordered egomaniac make a total arse of himself. I mean, Save our Society? Who are you to say what's wrong with society, and more to the point, what makes you think you're the right man to "fix it"? Society is fine mate, and if you genuinely want to make a difference, stop spunking money away on brochures, websites and advertising, and give it to a few worthwhile local charities.

I shall follow your campaign with interest.

Bert D


Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:20:48 +0100
Subject: Re: Queens Hotel

Hello Bert,

Many thanks for taking the time to write.

I'm rather surprised that someone of your views would be present at a hustings organised by minority groups which suffer from bullying and name calling on a daily basis. Its seems you were the exception to the rule because you certainly don't demonstrate any respect and tolerance for minority views.

I'm proud to promote MAD POLITCS because I'm MAD about POLITICS and will never shy away from my convictions.

To ask what is wrong with society shows you are simply a dumb-fuck who has no understanding about the world around him. Open your eyes and look around and see whats wrong.

The only reason I created my own political party was because there were no other political parties campaigning for the things I want in society, i.e., the end of war, poverty and child-abuse.

To put me in the same category as Jimmy Saville has made you an enemy of mine.

And then to say I have no right to take responsible for the society around me is just unbelievable.

So, in your opinion, who has the right to fix society?

I have every right to try and fix society because I'm apart of society. I have every right to say society is broken, when I see riots, homelessness, BBC funded personalities free to molest children, bankers who are criminally robbing the public, politicians who serve their own interests, war which kills innocence, I can go on and on.

I'm happy you found my presentation entertaining. This is what I set out to do. I think politics is boring in the extreme and its my aim to make it more entertaining.

If you laugh; job done.

But really Bert, who the fuck are you to criticise me for stepping up to the plate to be counted. If you think you can do better, then DO IT. At least i'm putting my money where my mouth is.

I want you to follow my campaign with interest, but be aware PUNK, you have made an enemy of me.

Yours sincerely,
Matt Taylor
Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner Candidate and proud of it....

On 20 Oct 2012, at 12:49, Bert Doncaster wrote:

Hello Matt

Man of the Millennium? Man of the linoleum more like.

I notice you're not in the official announced list. Though disappointed that I won't be able to observe you make an arse of yourself on a regular basis in the run up to the election, given your misguided sense of your own self importance I'm sure it won't be long until you're back thrusting your deformed face and mind into the public eye.

Yours in anticipation

Bert D

Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2012 14:47:17 +0100

Fuck off bert.....

On 20 Oct 2012, at 16:45, Bert Doncaster wrote:

Dear Matt

That sort of language is not very becoming of an aspiring politician.

Bert D

Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:51

Tell me abit about yourself Bert, I don't know anything about you.

You never answered my question in my first reply.

FROM: Bert Doncaster
Saturday, 20 October 2012, 16:56

Mr Linoleum

Do you mean "So, in your opinion, who has the right to fix society?". If so, I don't think it's broken, and therefore doesn't need fixing.


FROM: Bert Doncaster
Sunday, 21 October 2012, 14:14
Hi Matt

Your mate Dave Neilson's a one, isn't he?


Sunday, 21 October 2012, 14:28
TO: Bert Doncaster

Apologise for being such a meanie to me and I'll talk more.......

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Full text of LGBT Husting 5 minutes introduction

Hello and thank you to Chris Cooke for inviting me.

May I start of by welcoming Tony Armstrong as the latest Police and Crime Commissioner candidate. Better late than never, Mr Armstrong.

Out of 1.5 million residents in Sussex, I've said all along, God help us if this is all we've got and its good to see someone else step up to the plate and be counted.

But don't be fooled. Anyone could do this job. In this room alone I reckon all of us could do the job just as well as any of us here. As far as i'm concerned, you only need THREE i'S to do the job. We've all got two i's but its the third thats the most important.


I'm the first to admit I was 15 years old when I just read a novel from cover to cover. Until then I spent my head between the covers of the 2000ad comic.

But this is where I got my INTEGRITY. Where I got the moral fibre to do the job. I've got the spirit of Judge Dredd pumping through my heart and I believe no one should be above the LAW.

INTELLIGENCE, I once took an IQ test on a iphone application and scored 143. I checked the results and to my surprise saw I'm a genius. Even I've got to admit the iphone application was seriously flawed!!!

INDEPENDENCE is a must. This whole idea of Police and Crime Commissioners was created in the spirit of independence. One of the biggest complaint of these elections is the politicization. We need free thinking Commissioners who follow their own instincts rather than the party line.

My big plan for policing in Sussex is for the community to take charge of low-level crime in their neighbourhoods, freeing the police to concentrate on serious crime, ensuring quick, effective and efficient response and convictions.

Everything you want to know can be found in my Crime Plan, free to Download from my website.

I am serious about combating corruption, bad practice and incompetence in Sussex Police. I want to weed out the bad police officers and attract the good. I want to see a clean police force, a tolerant police force and the best police force.

And now for my big announcement: I've been on the campaign trail since April and the big message I've heard is that Sussex is a Conservative heart-land. Regardless of who the Conservative candidate is, they'll win this election hands down.

Its with this is mind that I'd be a fool to throw my £5,000 deposit down the drain. But I'm not going to allow stupid bureaucracy stand in the way of my perfect job.

You won't see my name on the ballot paper. I'm introducing a new concept in politics called GUERILLA DEMOCRACY.

If you want to vote for me, all you'll have to do is spoil your ballot papers by writing SOS on it. All spoilt ballot papers are counted and if by a miracle there are more spoilt papers than any other, they can sort through them and count how many with SOS on them.

So, if you want a clean police force, if you want a tolerant police force and if you want the best police force, VOTE FOR ME TO BE YOUR SUSSEX POLICE AND CRIME COMMISSIONER...

Thursday, 11 October 2012

My Expert Opinion of the Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner Candidates


Having met KATY BOURNE, GODFREY DANIEL and IAN CHISNALL during four Hustings events organised by the Sussex Association of Local Councils, I feel qualified to deliver my expert opinion on each of them, exploring their suitability for the top job.

So, lets start with the delightful, KATY BOURNE.

God forbid she gets the job. As I said publicly in the Hustings at Battle in Sussex.

I would be so disappointed if Mrs Bourne wins Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner election.

Its got nothing to do with her personally. She's a wonderful woman, successful in business and a loving mother.

What upsets me is that without the Conservative political machine behind her, Mrs Bourne is actually less qualified to do the job than I am.

We are both passionate about politics. We are both successful in business. She may be older, but we can both recount stories of sitting on our parent's knee, getting political lessons which have moulded our political thinking until today.

But... Whatever she can DO, I can EQUAL and do BETTER.

This election should be about competence not political party backing.

It should be about the three i's, Integrity, Intelligence and Independence.

I hate to think that the Sussex voters are brain-washed sheep. But it seems as though they will blindly vote for a Conservative candidate regardless of the candidate's competence to do the job.

It's as if they've forgotten why they vote Tory in the first place, they just do....

So if Mrs Bourne is voted PCC, it'll be a disgusting perversion of democracy in Sussex.”

We know from an article Katy wrote for the Independent Newspaper on 3 December 2009, that she wanted to be the MP for Suffolk. Alas, she wasn't selected and as a result vowed to carry on and try, try, try again.

I get the impression its all about POWER for Mrs Bourne. She doesn't care what the role is, whether its as a Member of Parliament or as Police and Crime Commissioner. The idea of being a woman in power is all the motivation she needs to carry on.

I'd feel sorry for any Chief Constable who's unfortunate enough to be landed with her. In her own words she says she'll be in his office asking 'Why?' Why hasn't crime fallen? Why hasn't this or that been done? Why Chief Constable, why?

I for one hate that approach. I'd rather ask, how I can help?

I'm not the only one who feels the same way. An ex-barrister called Duncan Roy (Scrapper Duncan) interviewed her for his blog and he feels the same way as I do. Namely to spoil your ballot paper, rather than vote for her.

But before you do so, lets move onto GODFREY DANIEL.

Again please read Scrapper Duncan's interview for a more in-depth analysis. But from my own experience, I just see an old man trying to recapture past glories.

He's on the Sussex Police Authority, the very same organisation which the Police and Crime Commissioner office is being brought in to replace. He's been a Hasting councillor and a magistrate.

To illustrate his unsuitability, I want to bring to your attention a news story from the Bognor Regis Observer.

As it reports; Godfrey visited Bognor to discuss the problem of street drinking. And here is a response posted in the comment's section, by a commentator called 'Kingzog.'

As a Labour councillor in Hastings over the past 20 years or so, Mr Daniel has made such a good job of controlling street drinking that we now have a large contingent of junkies and alcoholics in the centre of St. Leonard's openly drinking and drug dealing. Very rarely do we see any patrolling police and rarely do we see clean pavements.”

Really”, I thought, and as I said to his face during a Hustings at Arundel, “How do you expect to deal with Sussex Police and when can't even deal with street drinkers in Hasting?”

Mr Daniel boasts of his talent for town planning. He says he likes 'Rules' and believes he's got the character to be a fair and competent Commissioner. But I don't think so....

God help any of the poor souls who found themselves before him in his capacity as Magistrate. He's one of those guys who will enforce a rule whether he believes in the rule or not.

Like Katy Bourne claiming a right to be Police and Crime Commissioner because of her business skills, Godfrey Daniel is claiming a right to be Police and Crime Commissioner because he's a good town planner. Both are kidding themselves if they think they'll make good Police and Crime Commissioners.

Which brings us nicely onto IAN CHISNALL.

As a Street Pastor, he does a fantastic job caring for the less fortunate in society. He feeds the hungry and warms the cold. He clothes the naked and heals the sick. He wears sandals and prays. In another time and in another place, a crown of thorns would have been placed on his head...

I'm sure his voice will always be heard in Sussex Police and his contribution to the under-belly of Brighton's street-life is massive and commendable.

Its a shame he denies any corruption in Sussex Police and it's a shame he has connections with Common Purpose.

I'd otherwise consider voting for him.

As a conspiracy theorist and proud of it, anyone with a connection with Common Purpose rings alarm bells.

Common Purpose is a 'not-for-profit charitable organisation' which claims to train the leaders of tomorrow. While others claim its a fraudulent ‘educational charity’ acting as a change agent being used to recruit and train the commissars and apparatchiks needed to implement the British government’s hidden New World Order communitarian agenda.

This is what Common Purpose see themselves as and this is what others see Common Purpose as.

Regardless of his Common Purpose connections, you really need to read his interview with Scrapper Duncan.

In my expert opinion, Ian Chisnall should keep to tending to his flock and leave the running of Sussex Police to someone with more Integrity, Intelligence and Independence.

So, in light of having sat on the same platform as all the prospective Sussex Police and Crime Commissioners, I've come to the same conclusion as Scrapper Duncan.

There is only one thing to do: SPOIL YOUR BALLOT PAPERS.

And I'd like to go further and recommend you write S.O.S across it.

After all, all spoilt ballot papers are counted. And any with S.O.S written on it will naturally indicate a vote for the SOS Party.

But wait..........BREAKING NEWS.

On Friday 12 October, there is a public meeting where Nigel Farage will be speaking and Tony Armstrong will be introduced as the official UKIP candidate.

Congratulations Tony Armstrong, (who I've met on one occasion.) I look forward to researching him further and giving you, my expert opinion.

But until then Folks? Sussex Needs You....

Out of 1.5 million residents, it seems only a few have stepped to the plate to be counted.

Ooops, I nearly forgot...

Matt Taylor
David Joe Neilson

The anti-corruption candidates.
Click on their pictures to be taken to their campaign websites.